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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:31
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Latest WA shipping and tourism numbers tell a depressing story - The Seattle Times
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
This Chinese Spacecraft Is Traveling to One of Earth’s Quasi-Moons - WIRED
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Common Antibiotic Found To Tame Blood Pressure in Surprising New Role - SciTechDaily
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How are you able to read words without vowels? - Live Science
No way
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you share your food easily? With whom, and why?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Eyeglasses With Built-In Hearing Aids: This Just Makes Sense - WSJ
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids